James
Hadley
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''Hi! Welcome to McDonald's, what would you like to order today?''
''I'd like to order a response and an explanation on the side, please."
"Stop being such a prissy over last night, you butt hat."
"BUT YOU JUST LEFT MID CONVERSATION, HADS!!"
"What kind of nickname is Hads?"
"The one I'm giving your smartass."
"You know you just called me smart."
"Yeah, smart at being stupid."
"That doesn't make sense."
"NEITHER DOES YOUR FACE!"
"Whatever. You know I control your food, right?"
"I can just go to another McDonald's, ya know?"
"I could care less. I've been wanting to quit this job anyways."
"Okay..?"
"Anyways, are you going to order and get food, go to another place, keep yelling at me for your stupidity and lack of manners, or keep being a pricky assha-"
"I don't know..."
"Idiot..."
"I'm hungry anyways."
"FINALLY! THE DIVA HAS TAKEN IT'S SLEEP AND THE PERSON IS BACK TO LIFE! HURRAH!"
"One quarter pounder."
*chuckles* "Pounder..."
"Oh, come on!"
"Keep going."
"A large fries, and Coke. And could ya get another fries for me, please?"
"Sure, French fry guy."
"How much is it?"
"$5.98."
"I'm coming."
"In more ways than one."
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The French Fry Guy
Short StorySecond book in the Fast Food series. ~~~~~ He liked French fries. She worked at a McDonald's. What happens when the two meet? ~!~ I took this picture from the internet. Credits to the one who originall...
