The Cats as Donald Trump Quotes

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Falconstar- "It is very hard for them to attack me on looks, because I am so good looking."

Lightningstar- "I do not wear a wig."

Stormtail- "I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm really rich."

Flamefeather- "Tiny children are not horses..."

Rivertail- "I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

Icestorm- "You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her whatever." (Omg)

Nettleclaw- "I don't have time for political correctness, and neither does this country."

Gleamshine- "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters!"

Hazeltuft- "I won't use donors, I don't care. I'm really rich."

Cedarpath- "My fingers are long and beautiful."

Thistlescar- "I have a lot of money."

Creamshine- "I hate to say it, but you have to be wealthy to be great." (This one's from the rally I attended.)

Darkshiver- "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."

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