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十一

17:32 P.M.
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TAEHYUNG:
jimin save me

TAEHYUNG:
this is a fucking CRISIS

TAEHYUNG:
where is youR ASS

TAEHYUNG:
jimin!!!!!!!!!

JIMIN:
holy shit i'm here what happened

TAEHYUNG:
THIS GUY

JIMIN:
what? did he attack you? do i need to get my baseball bat?

JIMIN:
or do i need to find myself a gun? some ropes? poison?

TAEHYUNG:
no holy shit

TAEHYUNG:
i think he was flirting with me

JIMIN:
and here i thought i was finally getting a chance to kill a bitch

TAEHYUNG:
this is serious!!!

TAEHYUNG:
what do i do

TAEHYUNG:
he's still here at the cafe

TAEHYUNG:
he stopped talking to me but do i try to talk to him or

JIMIN:
not that i'm judging

JIMIN:
but i thought you liked girls

TAEHYUNG:
i don't mind as long as they can give me the succ

JIMIN:
TAEHYUNG SDFAGHLK

TAEHYUNG:
what???

TAEHYUNG:
jusT HELP ME I'M SWEATING

JIMIN:
first thing's first

JIMIN:
is he cute

TAEHYUNG:
10/10 would bang

JIMIN:
!!!!

JIMIN:
second,

JIMIN:
does he have pink hair?

TAEHYUNG:
no

JIMIN:
thank god

TAEHYUNG:
i think his name is seokjin and i'm pretty sure i've seen him around campus once or twice

JIMIN:
well you're in luck my friend

JIMIN:
because it's 5:34 and you might just be minutes away from getting yourself a boyfriend

JIMIN:
go make daddy proud

JIMIN:
you know what that came out wrong i take that back

TAEHYUNG:
JIMIN

JIMIN:
just don't forget about me when you two are all smitten okay?

TAEHYUNG:
never

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a/n: bet you all thought it was gonna be jungkook hA SIKE BITCH