laughter lines♛barry allen [completed]

TWO

did i warn you this book only has fifteen chapters? oops now you know!

barry the hedgehog; heyy
barry the hedgehog; what should i put you as in my phone

hunter; daddy hunter
hunter; just kidding! that's gross

barry the hedgehog; no im doing it

daddy hunter; no! what if someone sees it

barry the hedgehog; then it guess i have explaining to do

daddy hunter; i'll let you keep it if you tell me what you were really doing when you first texted me

barry the hedgehog; i can tell you
barry the hedgehog; maybe later

daddy hunter; fine
daddy hunter; change my contact name

barry the hedgehog; but i like daddy hunter

daddy hunter; then tell me what you were doing !

barry the hedgehog; i can't

daddy hunter; alright then
daddy hunter; ttyl

barry the hedgehog; wow you're stubborn

*read at 2:13 PM*

barry the hedgehog; really??

*read at 2:14 PM*

♛

little deer; i guess you can call me a player now

fat ass; hunter you're literally the shyest person i know

little deer; marshall im not shy wth

fat ass; how many people have you hooked up with this year?

little deer; like five or six!

fat ass; hunter it's november...

little deer; better than last year! i only hooked up four times because im a loyal person

fat ass; yes you are, but none of the people you hooked up with were

little deer; i thought we wouldn't talk about them :(

fat ass; your right im sorry
fat ass; wait so why did you call yourself a player?

little deer; bc i got a guy's number
little deer; and he lives in central city bc he knew big belly burger

fat ass; did you meet him in person or on grindr?

little deer; he texted me with the wrong number

fat ass; oh hunter he's probably a fifty year old man who wants to get you in his basement

little deer; no he's not!

fat ass; i hate how you trust so easily
fat ass; that's how you got hurt

little deer; marshall i can take care of myself

fat ass; can you?
fat ass; what's my number one rule?

little deer; don't die

fat ass; you got it

little deer; :)

DO YOU SEE HOW INNOCENT MY CHILD IS

HE DIDNT EVEN WANT TO BE CALLED DADDY

THATS WHEN YOU KNOW HE HASNT BEEN EXPOSED TO ANYTHING

AW I LOVE HIM

AND HUNTER AND MARSHALL'S RELATIONSHIP IS SO CUTE MARSHALL IS SO PROTECTIVE

written: june 22, 2016