laughter lines♛barry allen [completed]

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daddy hunter; hey i've got some news

barry the hedgehog; what is it

daddy hunter; i can't make it to jitters tomorrow :'(

barry the hedgehog; WHY NOT

daddy hunter; my mom is coming to town from starling

barry the hedgehog; awwww
barry the hedgehog; at least you're a good son

daddy hunter; true
daddy hunter; i wanted to meet you though :(

barry the hedgehog; we can go another time

daddy hunter; promise?

barry the hedgehog; you do remember you're the one ditching me for your mother right?

daddy hunter; oh right

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flash; im not seeing hunter today :(

cisco he suit maker; why not

flash; his mother is in town

cisco the suit maker; fuck that

flash; IKR
flash; he's really hot and i wanted to meet him :(

cisco the suit maker; now you know how i feel about every hot girl i talk too

flash; but you don't talk to any hot girls...

cisco the suit maker; YES I DO TF

flash; whatever makes you happy

cisco the suit maker; talking to hot girls makes me happy ;)

flash; ...

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little deer; SOMETIMES I HATE MY MOM

fat ass; why

little deer; BC I WAS GOING TO MEET BARRY TODAY
little deer; MY FUTURE LOVER

fat ass; woah slow down
fat ass; first of all, that sucks ass
fat ass; second, what if he was a fifty
year old man? wouldn't want him to be your lover then
fat ass; and third, spend some god damn quality time with your mother. she did birth you

little deer; true

fat ass; that's all you have to say
fat ass; i just spent 6 minutes texting that whole thing and all you say is "true"

little deer; jeez you sound like a clingy girlfriend
little deer; fine marshall. i completely agree with everything you said
little deer; and i want you to know that i appreciate you

fat ass; that's more like it ass hat

little deer; WE TALKED ABOUT YOU CALLING ME THAT

fat ass; thundercunt

little deer; OH MY GOD STOP

fat ass; cum dumpster

little deer; MARSHALL STOP

fat ass; dragamuffin

little deer; what does that even mean

fat ass; potatofuck
fat ass; scrotum poacher
fat ass; anus sampler
fat ass; chicken chinned
fat ass; booty pastry
fat ass; tinkle milker
fat ass; pussy squeeze
fat ass; oil chinned
fat ass; slut cave

little deer; are you done?

fat ass; i think so

little deer; how did you come up with all of those

fat ass; i went to a mean name generator online

little deer; of course you did

yes i actually did go to a mean name generator don't judge

written: june 27, 2016