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T W E N T Y - N I N E

TWENTY-NINE
D R U N K

You have ten iMessages from Dylan O'Brien.

Dylan: artttt

Dylan: artemiiiis

Dylan: artemis talaheeeee

Dylan: i started giffling at heeee

Dylan: your name is so funn

Dylan: thomas says ur kewt

Dylan: i think your kewt wouldmatch his newt

Dylan: if u no what i meen

Dylan: what would you do if thomas looked like this

Dylan: 

Artemis: do you even realize it's six in the morning here

Dylan: yes

Dylan: now answer the question

Artemis: i'd be so mortified and frightened i'd run away

Dylan: he's offended

Artemis: pls tell me he didn't do some stupid shit like that

Artemis: are you drunk???

Dylan: yeaaaah

Dylan: we're at my place

Dylan: thomas says hi

Artemis: jesus

Artemis: out of all people you could've drunk texted you chose me

Dylan: that's bc i'm trying to set up yu two!!!

Artemis: well

Artemis: you really are drunk

Dylan: ywa but im not jolong

Dylan: jokifn

Dylan: jokinf

Dylan: joking

Artemis: ...i'm going to pretend this never happened and go back to sleep.

Dylan: noooooo

Dylan: what were u doing awake anywya

Artemis: painting

Dylan: what did you paint

Artemis: you and thomas being totally wasted and texting me

Dylan: u van tell the future!!!

Artemis: i'm putting you on mute.

Dylan: dooooooont

Dylan: thomas says he'll be mad with u if u do that

Dylan: heVs mqd

Dylan: oh look you dindt mute him

Dylan: see yah

You have an iMessage from Thomas Brodie-Sangster.

Thomas: did it hurt when youbfell from heaven /

Artemis: no, but i did scratch my knee pretty badly when i crawled from hell

Thomas: that must be why youre so hot

Artemis: i...did not expect that.

Thomas: but u are

Thomas: send me a selfie ple

Artemis: you wouldn't be saying this if you were drunk so nope

Artemis: besides, it's 6 am and i need sleep

Thomas: but ple

Thomas: for me

Artemis: no

Artemis: you're muted too

Thomas: comeno

Thomas: hahaaha comeno get it

Send an iMessage to Emily Archer.

Artemis: help emily i know you're awake

Emily: ofc i am i never sleep

Emily: what does my beloved english friend need?

Artemis: dylan and thomas are drunk texting me and thomas called me cute and told me a pick up line and then called me hot and i'm freaking out

Emily: wOw you seem pretty cALM to me!!!

Emily: but i don't see the problem

Artemis: he's drunk

Emily: oh

Emily: yeah

Emily: well fuck it

Emily: do you want him to tell you all that when he's not drunk?

Artemis: well

Artemis: yeah

Emily: tease him about it

Artemis: that's it??

Emily: man i don't know i have no idea on how to begin a relationship with a celebrity, you see how me trying to catch tom's attention has been working out these past two years

Artemis: well screw it then. go to sleep now

Emily: you too bruh

Artemis: night

Emily: morning

[i don't know why the pic is so big don't blame me okay. also get ready for drama hehe]