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T H I R T Y

THIRTY
S E L F I E

You have four new iMessages from Thomas Brodie-Sangster.

Thomas: hey, I apologize for last night. I wasn't exactly myself

Thomas: I hope you can forgive me??

Thomas: I'm really sorry

Thomas: it's dylan's fault I swear

Artemis: s'kay

Artemis: but i wanna know something

Thomas: yeah?

Artemis: did you really mean what you said?

Thomas: art, I said a whole bunch of things yesterday

Artemis: about me being cute

Thomas: well, I don't exactly know what you look like

Thomas: I don't have an instagram account to follow you with

Thomas: selfie??

Artemis: hell nah

Thomas: if I send one back?

Artemis: hmmm

Artemis: maybeee

Thomas: 

Artemis: sHIT I WASN'T PREPARES FOR THAT

Artemis: why do you look so weird tho

Thomas: because it's ten am here

Artemis: oh right

Artemis: well

Artemis: here goes nothing

Artemis: 

Artemis: i swear i'm not that weird-looking all the time

Thomas: okay yeah my friend is very cute

Artemis: aww thanks

Thomas: you know, I miss you calling me dick and stuff

Artemis: why the hell would you miss that?

Thomas: I don't know, I think maybe because that's how we became friends

Artemis: yeah, because i was mean to you because you made me cry in death of a superhero

Thomas: I am not apologizing for that, I loved that film

Artemis: honestly same

Artemis: but i was watching it just for you and then you died and then i got mad and tweeted you

Thomas: you were watching it just for me?

Artemis: no, i was watching it because i have a thing for movies that make me cry a river

Thomas: right...

Thomas: you know, I wouldn't be surprised

Artemis: dick

Artemis: i actually had a celebrity crush on you

Thomas: had?

Thomas: ouch

Artemis: that's because it's a normal crush now [ERASED]

Artemis: i mean...who'd like YOU?

Thomas: true

Thomas: but if someone can like you, then someone can like me too

Artemis: honestly you're too special for anyone to like you

Thomas: thanks?

Artemis: that was an insult

Thomas: you're off your game, artemis

Thomas: get on a bench

Artemis: rude

Artemis: gtg now

Artemis: adieu, loser

Thomas: bye, meanie

[#thomart]

[ps i just realized i wrote literally half of this book (aka 26 chapters) in three days. whole shit.]