chapter forty-two || #chrischucksashit

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3:17PM APRIL 12TH

(1 NEW NOTIFICATION)

Sleeping Ugly sent you a message


Sleeping Ugly:

hey butthead where are u

i'm waiting for you

supposed to strut the red carpet in 40 minutes


Christopher Robin:

I thought you were going with Seb.


Sleeping Ugly:

no why tf would i go with seb?

he's gross


Christopher Robin:

So you're telling me that your announcement on social media was nothing?


Sleeping Ugly:

i didn't announce jack shit

wait are you talking about seb's insta posts

cause that was a joke

don't chuck a shit over nothing


Christopher Robin:

So I'm still your date


Sleeping Ugly:

is my name aura?

of course you're still my date

get ur cute dorito ass over to my apartment


Christopher Robin:

Be there in ten


Sleeping Ugly:

u better

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