New Romantics. [1]

02. the Chronicles of Sage's Golden Locks.

Sage: happy monday everyone
Sage: ✌️✨🤘🌙

lord of love: what the actual FUCK Sage
lord of love: don't start with your hippie vegan lifestyle this early

kara: sorry, he's grumpy every single morning.

Sage: I can tell

harley holland: Happy Monday good morning fam

lord of love: ur such a kiss ass harleen

harley holland: What's your point
harley holland: Hurry up ugly I'm about to drive to school without you
harley holland: it shouldn't take this long for you to do your hair

lord of love: it probably takes this long for every man in America. ask Sage

Sage: I literally just brush my hair idk what you're talking about

lord of love: whatever. you already have great hair.

kara: true i noticed one day
kara: not to be weird or anything

harley holland: YEAH YOU HAVE HELLA HAIR IM JEALOUS

Sage: thanks guys it's in my genes

harley holland: wanna sit with us at lunch today

Sage: sure
Sage: I haven't even talked to any of you guys in person yet except for Jake

kara: poor you

lord of love: cmon kara 😒

kara: whatcha gonna do

lord of love: 😏

harley holland: STOP PERV

Sage: are you two dating bc I ship it

lord of love: I ship us too

kara: no we aren't

harley holland: he's been in love with her for like 4 years or something
harley holland: Well, puppy love.

kara: ...
kara: aren't you supposed to be driving

harley holland: We're at a stop sign suck it

Sage: now I ship it even more

lord of love: OTP? OTP????

kara: more like brotp

Sage: shit that was cold

harley holland: Solid 9/10 savage

•••
1:47 pm

lord of love: Kara
lord of love: Kara bae

kara: what

lord of love: why'd you look so sad by ur locker
lord of love: I was gonna come over and say something but i didn't get the chance

kara: eh
kara: i heard some kids talk about us again, only this time about Sage too
kara: and i was thinking about the walking dead too and how i don't want Glenn to die so i got kinda sad

Sage: xcuse me what now

harley holland: :(
harley holland: It's no biggie Sage. A lot of people in school say dumb shit about how Kara's really good looking and shouldn't be hanging around with Jake & me cause we suck ass

Sage: wtf that's arguably the most idiotic thing I've ever heard

lord of love: i know right
lord of love: don't worry about it guys it was probably Samuel talking shit again and he's the dumbest guy

kara: lol it was samuel
kara: he saw sage sitting at lunch with us and started being a douche bag

Sage: this school has some issues
Sage: also thanks for letting me sit with you at lunch guys
Sage: you're all hella nice
Sage: 😊

kara: aw so are you sage

lord of love: no prob homie you can sit with us whenever. bring ur tarot cards next time

Sage: ofc

harley holland: Thanks for letting me touch your golden locks. It really changed my life Sage

Sage: my pleasure
Sage: I use extra conditioner

kara: that actually works?

Sage: you bet it does!

lord of love: gotta dash guys my class is about to start

kara: woah actually paying attention for once im impressed
kara: but i gotta go too

harley holland: Am i the only one who has free period this time around again!!!?

Sage: nah I do

harley holland: Well wanna meet me in the art room for checkers?

Sage: sure
Sage: Rock Paper Scissors for who gets to be red?

harley holland: YOURE ON MAN