New Romantics. [1]

17. Red Hair Don't Care.

harley holland: Hey Sage

Sage: yeah

harley holland: You remember that one time you asked for popcorn and I gave it to you by the sidewalk after I drove all the way to ur house

Sage: and I fell yeah I could never forget

harley holland: Well ur a vegan
harley holland: and I was thinking.... Butter isn't vegan right

Sage: that popcorn wasn't for me

harley holland: What
harley holland: Well, then who was it for????

Sage: my grandma

harley holland: ...

kara: hey guys!

Sage: hey Kara

harley holland: what's up

kara: well
kara: just dyed your brothers hair at my house.

Sage: what color

kara: it was supposed to be bright blonde...

harley holland: "Supposed to be"
harley holland: Did that not happen

Sage: watch it be blue

harley holland: lol right

kara: it's red.
kara: i'm talking bright red.

harley holland: OH SHIT KARA

Sage: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sage: pics or it didn't happen

kara: no way he's ignoring me!
kara: im not going to further taunt him.

harley holland: "free country" - Jake

Sage: ^^

kara: it's kinda orange-ish red i guess. looks pretty good on him. idk how it happened.
kara: i just finished blow drying it and now he's eating my pretzels and pouting.

harley holland: Why do the bad things always happen to Jake I want to know @ God

Sage: he doesn't like it?

kara: i showed him and he screamed, so no i don't think so.

harley holland: I'm going to confront him when he comes home tonight

kara: he will most likely go through his window and avoid you at all costs
kara: that's what he does when he's mad.

Sage: the fact that you know that Kara
Sage:

kara: whatever man.

Sage: So what were your guys' dates huh
Sage: that you conveniently forgot to inform us about.

kara: we went for a picnic under the stars the first time (my idea), and the second time we went to that one buffet downtown where they play live jazz music. ☺️

harley holland: Aw sounds like a good time 😇 what's up with us and buffets

Sage: YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE WHAT THE FUK

kara: aw thanks, sage.
kara: also i went to chuck e cheese w my family member the other day and we took a pic with the mouse and he was really odd

Sage: o

harley holland: How...odd??

kara: 1) he was frozen and wouldn't even high five like he did with every other kid 2) he's Jake 3) he danced awful which is further proof that he's Jake

harley holland: HAHAHAHAHAH HOWD YOU KNOW

kara: I ALWAYS KNEW!

Sage: LMAO CLASSIC
Sage: are you gonna tell him you know

kara: no way. not yet, at least.

Sage: when you two are married
Sage: Jake: Kara I have to tell u smth I was the mouse at chuck e cheese who danced awfully... you: I know : )

kara: A+ script but pretty much.

Sage: so it's confirmed that you're going to get married

kara: what? no.

Sage: but you just said

kara: anything could happen by then. i could be dead.

harley holland: OKAY MORBID!KARA ALERT

kara: it's true..
kara: anyways i have to go talk to jake byeeee

Sage: "talk"
Sage: ok bye ✌️🌥

harley holland: I'll ttyl Sage I'm gonna watch tv

Sage: watch stranger things on Netflix it's good you'll like it

harley holland: I biNGed wATCHED IT LASt NiGHT IT WAS SO GOOD AND JONATHAN REMINDS ME OF YOU HE HAS YOUR VOICE I NOTICED

Sage: MY VOICE?

harley holland: YES HE TALKS SOFTLY LIKE YOU IDK YOU JUST HAVE THE SAME VOICE TO ME

Sage: WELL IF IM JONATHAN THEN WHO ARE YOU? NANCY?

harley holland: No way lol I'm Barb ✌️
harley holland: Or all four of us are will, mike, dustin & lucas. Idk lets discuss it at lunch?

Sage: sounds good
Sage: bye dude ☀️

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If u don't watch stranger things then 1) I'm sorry for that fangirl ending ok 2) change that and go watch it man