New Romantics. [1]

25. Sage Is A Classy Chap.

harley holland: Nobody does anything to be nice anymore
harley holland: Seriously! Everyone's shallow and mean. I hate it guys I really do

Sage: I agree
Sage: You're too pure

harley holland: yeah right. I mooned the neighbors and elbowed you in the nuts last night
harley holland: You're delusional

Sage: Fine you got me but the hurting my private parts was on accident
Sage: answer the door pls I brought pizza home from work

lord of love: I GOT IT

kara: COMING OVER

harley holland: I don't see why you don't just walk in you're practically family

Sage: FAMILY
Sage: okay true though

lord of love: why he mad lol
lord of love: I did NOT know Sage wears a frickin tie to work

Sage: it was my delivery day I gotta look nice

harley holland: ........can you bring me pizza

lord of love: no ugly

harley holland: YOU THINK I WAS TALKING TO YOU JAKOB

lord of love: idk

harley holland: well I wasn't bro
harley holland: @ Sage
harley holland: I feel bad now you're not my servant I'll get it myself

kara: FCUKING JAKE IS TAKING ALL OF THE PIZZE HARLEY HURRYD

Sage: it's cool I don't mind, I was gonna hang out with you anyways :)

lord of love: hey Harley you're good at getting stains out how to you get pizza sauce out of a shirt

harley holland: You better start scrubbing w soap and water on a sponge, and if that doesn't work take it up me and I'll try to fix it.

lord of love: ok well whatever that's too much work I'm gonna be watching a movie with Kara idc about stains 👌

kara: i'll get the stain, harley. 😘

lord of love: sAGE ALMOST FELL UP THE STAIRS FUVKINGNF HELL

harley holland: HES SO CLUMSY AT WEIRD TIMES
harley holland: thank you for being responsible kara ❤️

kara: it's what i do. ;)
kara: ugh your brother is so cute with his glasses.

harley holland:

Sage: wtf is going on
Sage: Yaaaas you two better be cuddling

lord of love: weirdo

Sage: red haired troll
Sage: omg I'm sorry that was actually mean I love your hair Jake <33333333333333 ☮✌️💖

kara: 🌝

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kara created a chat

kara added lord of love and Sage to the chat

kara changed the chat name to Wtf is Sage on?

Sage: excuse me I'm not on anything

lord of love: except my sister

Sage: EXCUSE ME YOUNG AMN

kara: don't tell harley about this group.

Sage: I'm right next to her she's gonna see it

lord of love: don't make it obvious
lord of love: say your texting your gmaw or ace

kara: ^^

Sage: um okay

kara: spill the means, monsieur.

Sage: why'd you have to call me out in my own language...

lord of love: u speak American
lord of love: that was a joke I know what English is

Sage: yeah but I'm French too? Have you not heard gmaws accent Jake

lord of love: whatever man u were born in Oklahoma

kara: GuYs!!
kara: sage tell us the secret your keeping.

Sage: which one haha
Sage: enough joking I don't wanna tell, you already know
Sage: and it's a lost cause so forget about it

lord of love: oh god clarify because i feel like you're going to be talking about one thing and we're going to be thinking something else

Sage: fine I have a crush
Sage: this is so ugly why are you making me do this
Sage: it's Harley and it awkward, okay? she's already witnessed me fall from a tree twice, eat a piece of paper in class, cry over a poem and she's seen too much. My hopes are too high and I will grin and bare it. That's that

lord of love: why'd you eat a piece of paper

Sage: she asked if I would in theory and I did

lord of love: oH MY GOD YOU DO LIKE MY SISTER
lord of love: FUCK THIS KARA

kara: ur right next to me jake ill pants u.

lord of lord: thats one way to get things heated

Sage: MY SHIP IS ESCALATING

lord of love: YOURE NOT OFF THE HOOK STOP LIKING MY SISTER

kara: U CANT MAKE HIM NOT LIKE SOMEONE!
kara: I think it's cute.

Sage: What are you? The captain of this cliché ship now?

kara: no, that's ace's job

Sage: where is he then? Like hell im gonna let him find out about this

Ace 👅: Hey!!!!!!!!!

Sage: honestly I'm turning my phone off now