New Romantics. [1]

06. Sage + Forgetting to Wear His Lucky Necklace = Police.

Sage: guys
Sage: the fuzz are at my house

harley holland: Oh fuck the cops

Sage: THATS WHAT I SAID TO ACE

harley holland: well what did you do??

Sage: I have no idea. They're talking to my grandma
Sage: also did you know that people think I sell crystal meth

Harley holland: Sorry to break it to you but your IG bio kinda lets on that you sell "rocks/crystals" and that's a little suspicious

Sage: aw shit they're just healing rocks
Sage: I'm just trying to not be suspicious right now

harley holland: Tell me what's happening

Sage: I'm itching my eye
Sage: I'm standing behind my grandma and ignoring one of the police men staring @ me

harley holland: Are you wearing your lucky necklace? The one you were wearing when I came over?

Sage: NO!! SHIT THIS ALL ADDS UP
Sage: my grandma just shoved me out of the room. I'm just trying to be cosmic...

harley holland: ooooooooo booooyyyy you're gonna be a wanted man

Sage: shut up I know
Sage: no one is telling me anything

harley holland: I wonder where Jake and Kara are 🤔
harley holland: What if they tipped you off

Sage: pft there's nothing to tip off (I think??)
Sage: I stole a lizard once but I don't think this is why the fuzz are visiting
Sage: can I ask you a favor

harley holland: Sure dude

Sage: can you come and pick me up? even though its a Wednesday night... Cops scare me

harley holland: UR A TURD SAGE IM LAUGHING AT U
harley holland: but yes I'll pick you up. we can eat grilled cheese at my house
harley holland: oh wait UR VEGAN

Sage: JUST BECAUSE IM VEGAN DOESNT MEAN IM THE ANTICHRIST

harley holland: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
harley holland: HQHHSKCOVLDKSNANANQKWOEPE

Sage: WHATS GOING ON

harley holland: SAGE IM SCREMAING SO HARD

Sage: WHY
Sage: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED

harley holland: IM RUNNING TO MY CAR
harley holland: OK SO I HAD TO GET MY CAR KEYS FROM JAKES ROOM SINCE HE BORROWED MY CAR EARLIER OR WHATEVE R AND FUCK I SAW KARA AND HIM ON HIS BED AMD THEY WER E REALLY VLOSE

Sage: WAIT WAHT
Sage: HOW CLOSE ? DEFINE CLOSE!!!!!

harley holland: THEY WER ELOOKING INTO EACH OTHERS EYES AND LIKE LEABING IN OR SOMETHING I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING BUT I LOVE IT

Sage: MY SHIP MY FUCKING SHIP GET HERE IMMEDIATELY HARLEY SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENED

harley holland: OK IM STARTING MY CAR
harley holland: HWAT DO U MEAN SHOW U WHAT HAPPENEDb?!

Sage: NOT DEMONSTRATE
Sage: DONT GET IT TWISTED
Sage: HOLY SHIT OKAY
Sage: I BET YOU THEYRE MAKING OUT RIGHT NOW..!.!.!.&& SORRY ILL LET YOU DRIVE BUT GET HERE ASAP

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harley holland: JAKE
harley holland: KARA

kara: 🙄😳

lord of love: hey where are you?

Sage: SHES WITH ME

lord of love: why?

harley holland: LONG STORY KIND OF NOT REALLY BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER
harley holland: WE'RE AT THE PARK RIGHT NOW

kara: um

Sage: so did you guys kiss ;)
Sage: a little smoochy smoochy

lord of love: why do you want to know hippie

kara: ugh we almost did but we talked about it and it's cool now. okay?

harley holland: Okay...
harley holland: so you're dating?

Sage: pls

harley holland: Because I don't need you guys making out in our house. The lord is watching
harley holland: ?

Sage: it's been like five minutes are you guys making out

kara: no.

Sage: no to making out or no to dating?

kara: yes.

Sage: ????

harley holland: Fuck it I'm climbing a tree hit us up when you figure out your romance

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*sage voice* a little smoochy smoochy