New Romantics. [1]

12. Glasses and Bucket Hats.

lord of love: hARLEY STOP PLAYING THAT PIPE IT UP SONG IM TRYING TO SLEEP

harley holland: Can you get a concussion from dabbing

lord of love: HARLEY
lord of love: idk probs

harley holland: okay because I think I have one
harley holland: FINE GRUMPY PANTS

kara: guys i'm fucking crying.
kara: i can't stop laughing and idk why this is so funny to me but
kara: i was out earlier tonight walking to the dollar store and i saw harley and jake doing whatever the hell siblings do at night ?? and jake saw me and ran over to me and long story short he has glasses. 😹
kara: i talked to him for a second and then ran away... im sobbing. i just didn't expect it.

lord of love: wHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE IM NOT HERE

Sage: LMAO SAVAGE

kara: dude i'm so dead.
kara: look
kara:

Sage: 1) Kara why does your camera suck 2) Jake why are you wearing a suit and a hat? 3) how did Jake not notice the flash photography?

lord of love: fuck yall I look gr8
lord of love: my family went out to eat at Golden Corral and I wanted to look nice for once in my life. and I noticed the flash, trust me. 😘 I love my paparazzi <3

kara: what? my phone sucks. thought you knew.

harley holland: Kara what the fuck he's had glasses since he was eight

kara: seriously?

harley holland: He never wears them around you because he's insecure (his eyesight is awful because he never wears em)
harley holland: That's right, I keep up with his eye doctor.

lord of love: at least I've invested in some contact lenses 🙄

harley holland: You don't even wear those half the time!
harley holland:

harley holland: that's him with our cousins

lord of love: STOOOOOP

Sage: BUCKET HAT
Sage: ADD SOME 💯 EMOJIS TO THAT AND YOULL LOOK LIKE THE KIDS AT OUR SCHOOL

kara: cutie!!

lord of love: now wait a minute

kara: adorable 😘

lord of love: wAIT A MINUTE I AM WIDE AWAKE NOW

Sage: woah make your move Kara

kara: i already have.

harley holland: yeah we know. We get an earful from Jake everyday about how you kissed his cheek
harley holland: so scandalous

Sage: Damn L

kara: not surprised.

lord of love: KARA!!!!! CLOSE 👏 YOUR 👏 BLINDS 👏 WHEN 👏 YOU 👏 CHANGE 👏
lord of love: I LOOKED OVER AND SAW THINGS AND IM JUST TRYING TO BE A GENTLEMAN HERE

kara: lol sorry 😳

harley holland: Kara is hot don't play yourself lord of love

lord of love: you right you right

Sage: this is escalating lowkey

lord of love: dab daddy

Sage: yeah

lord of love: do you think Kara is hot
lord of love: I mean Harley can say that she's my sister and that's just a thing girls do I think
lord of love: not that guys don't do it because you're hot Sage but you get my point
lord of love: now answer my question

Sage: I don't like the phrase hot. Shes attractive, yes. But if you couldn't tell, I'm the captain of this ship so why would I cockblock it 🤔

harley holland: YOOOOO

lord of love: good point

kara: jake what the fuck
kara: i really don't understand your antics.

lord of love: that makes two of us
lord of love: I'm going to bed now. school has me dead 🔥

Sage: same though I'm triggered

harley holland: I CANNOT sleep

Sage: why not?

harley holland: I watched The Boy with Jake and I know that little boy is at the end of my bed trying to touch my feet

lord of love: close ur eyes and sleep bitch

harley holland: Wow I'm Cured! You Inspire Me Everyday Brother Bear

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FUCK CHARLIE SHEEN

also shoutout to my sis -alyciacarey who video chatted me on snapchat an hour ago and gave me this idea for the chap. stay tuned for Sage's midlife crisis.