kara: what r u guyv doing next wellness?
kara: weekend*lord of love: u ok
kara: sry harrd to type w 1 hand
harley holland: It's Sunday I haven't even thought about school tomorrow let alone next weekend
harley holland: Prolly nothinglord of love: same
kara: wby sage?
Sage: coloring
kara: ?
Sage: I like to color ??
kara: well can u come 2 the all u can eat buffet w me downtown on saturday
lord of love: fUCK YES
Sage: what time?
kara: 6 pm
lord of love: ill be there 🔥
harley holland: Me too
harley holland: finna get some crawfishSage: I'm out
kara: aw y?
Sage: I will be coloring
Sage: and it'll make me upset to watch you guys eat animalsharley holland: Well when you put it that way...
lord of love: listen we'll bring u back a salad K
Sage: frick you Jakob
lord of love: no thanks I like Kara
lord of love: go like my pic on Instagramharley holland: Pls don't it's ugly
lord of love: ^a lil
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jakeholland: i usually don't let Harleen have the spotlight but she was really disgusted with trump and his wife in this selfie therefore i cropped myself out
59 likes • 5 minutes agoharleenholland: Well it's true. If they become the first family I'm riding the bayou out of America
jakeholland: don't think it works that way @harleenholland
karatreble: so pretty evn when she makes a stink face.
harleenholland: You butt kisser. This is me trying to find the truth in your comment 🕵 @karatreble
jakeholland: why do you roast yourself @harleenholland
harleenholland: I'm trying to be ricegum okay
karatreble: STOP^%!!!!
jakeholland: good luck, you have zero bars 🤔 @harleenholland
flowerpowersage: L @harleenholland
harleenholland: And you do, Jake?
jakeholland: yes. I sing beautifully in the shower @harleenholland
karatreble: what? no u don't ur awful
flowerpowersage: Kara would know
jakeholland: go eat a salad vegan boy @flowerpowersage
flowerpowersage: cmon man that's getting overused
karatreble: go oil ur golden hair ^^
harleenholland: ESSENTIAL OILS 10/10 @karatreble
jakeholland: don't turn on each other now
harleenholland: Pipe it up
jakeholland: fUCJING STOP HARLEY @harleenholland
jakeholland: I HATE WHEN YOU PLAY THAT SONG @harleenholland
karatreble: u guys have no chill
harleenholland: I get that you're mad at me but are you willing to watch Hocus Pocus with mom and me since we're not having a study session at Kara's house today
jakeholland: yeah sure I don't have anything better to do @harleenholland
flowerpowersage: um yes you do! Write more love letters to Kara
karatreble: what?
jakeholland: shut up... @flowerpowersage
acexdaniels: Screw Trumpt!!' Power to the people
harleenholland: yes sir @acexdaniels
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sOMETHINGS GONNA HAPPEN TO SAGE WHEN HE STAYS HOME TO COLOR NEXT SATURDAY AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE DEAD BC YOU PROBABLY SAW IT COMING SOONER OR LATER
IDK WHAT CHAPTER ITLL BE BUT ITS GONNA BE SOON FAM
YOU ARE READING
New Romantics. [1]
FanfictionFour friends, Sage (River Phoenix), Jake (Corey Haim), Kara (Carlson Young), and Harley (Crystal Reed) tear it up online. [social media original story]