Ang Lexicon ni Alexi para kay Alex

Jasmine

Jasmine

noun

: she's perfect for you, but maybe not

Ngayon na umabot ka na sa parteng 'to, alam ko kung ano iniisip mo: This entry is made purely to bash your beloved girlfriend. NOT. Definitely not, Alex.

Sa mundo ng CTHM, ganito ko iniisip ang division ng mga babae: (Subject to change. So far, ito ang observation ko)

TEAM A) (Nice or Bitchy) Beautiful girls who are comfortable with wearing make-up/heels who exude confidence (even in times of dyahe moments) and who stand-out from the crowd (plus they stand-out because of their good grades)

TEAM B) (Nice or Bitchy) Beautiful girls who are comfortable with wearing make-up/heels who exude confidence (even in times of dyahe moments)

TEAM C) (Nice or Bitchy) Average-looking girls (who may or may not be confident) who stand-out because of their good grades

TEAM D) (Nice or Bitchy) Average-looking girls (who may or may not be confident)

TEAM D ako (Baka in between nice and bitchy + not confident).  On the other hand, si Jas sa Team A. (In between nice and bitchy + confident + good grades)

She's not the nicest girl out there and sometimes, she can be a bitch— but she's real. That's what I like about her. Hindi kasi siya katulad ng ibang mga kakilala kong nasa Team A na pambwisit lang talaga (Lalo na yung leader nilang si Tina, na wagas kung makapatong ng paa niya sa upuan ko. She loves sharing the smell of her lovely stockinged feet. Ugh. She's pretty and all pero walang manners.) o yung mga plastic na umaastang mabait pero andami palang sinasabi sa likod mo.

I wasn't that surprised when you told me you were already falling for Jas. Kaya ko nga siya tinulak sa'yo kasi:

1.) She likes you. Inamin niya sa'kin agad. Nagpatulong pa siya dahil feeling niya torpe ka raw. Nakakatawa kasi siya naman, pakipot.

Me: Kala ko ba nagpapatulong ka? O, eh ginagawa ko na? Ba't ka nagpapakipot pa? Pinapagod mo ba ko?

Jas: E kasi mamaya ipagpa—

Me: Anak ka ng tokwa. Tigil na natin?

Jas: Hindi! Sige na, sige na, sasagutin ko na! Mga after 2 months?

Me: Tengene. (Face-palm)

2.) Ang ganda niya, ikaw hindi ka gwapo. O 'di ba? May balance! Bagay kayo.

Jas: ALEXIIIII!! Oh my gosh!

Me: Bakit?

Jas: Si Alex kumakain ng dirty ice cream! (sabay turo sa'yo) Lord, bakit ang hot niya? 'Wag muna natin lapitan! (hinatak ako sa likod ng puno)

Me: Love is blind. (Deep inside: semi-fangirling)

3.) She can be really nice— that kind of nice that I think you would like.

Me: Naughty o Nice?

You: Yung nice na medyo naughty? (Manyak smile)

Me: (cringes)

You: Yung mabait. Basta mahal ako. Yung mahal ako.. lalo sa gabi.