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Romeo
"You know, I was sorta waiting for you to call."
"Hello to you too. Wait, you were waiting for me, the stuck-up jerk, to call?"
"Yup."
"Wow, *puts a hand on heart*, I'm shocked!"
"Shut up, now I think I found you the perfect girlfriend."
"Who is she?"
"Amber Collins."
"*cough cough* Amber Collins, the.......head cheerleader?"
"Yes. Do you have a problem with her? I mean, she sounds like your type."
"First, how do you know my type? Second, I don't have a problem with Amber."
"Then why'd you cough?"
"Amber is....perky. Very perky. Very very very very perky. Did I mention perky?"
"Yes. Four times. If you don't go out with her, I could always find a nerd for you--"
"I'm fine!"
"Great. I told her to meet you at lunch today."
"Wait, what? So I'm just gonna eat lunch with her, even though I don't really like her and this is all a planned date?"
"Yes. Yes you will."
"Ugh. Bloody Cupid."
"Deadly Romeo."
"Killer Cupid."
"Lovesick Romeo."
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red cupid
Short StoryWARNING: This book was written when I was 11 and 12 years old so ignore all the mistakes and cringe-ness LOL "Hi, are you the School Cupid?" "Yes....how'd you get my number?" "Well, I asked around and found out about someone named 'Red Cupid'. Then...
