THIS IS NOT A DRILL OMG OMG

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YALL THIS MAY NOT BE A BIG DEAL TO YALL BUT TO ME IT IS

Britney released a lead single for her new album and this is why everybody (including my dumbass) was excited

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Britney released a lead single for her new album and this is why everybody (including my dumbass) was excited

She hadn't released a lead album single since 2012/2013 we needed to be blessed

She promised great fucking music and that the almost 3 year wait was gonna be worth it and it was 😻😻

Literally she was #1 on the charts 30 minutes after that song was released, after about 2 hours, it's #3

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LETS GET PETTY 🐸☕️

Katy Perry released a song the exact same time Britney did, but she's number 30 on the charts rn 🐸☕️ (y'all should check out my first Celebrity Rants chapter where I gave facts on why she's irrelevant)

Zany Malik also did and he's like #10 or something

I KEEP TRACK OF THIS SHIT SINCE IM EXTREMELY PETTY TOWARDS FANBASES

I'll be even more petty In the next few chapters , I should make a whole nother called "Let's Get Petty" where I talk about shit and be petty about it

Who's wit me 👋🏻

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