THE UNEXPECTED. | K.JD [✓]

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three ; kim jongdae

daelighted:
ok but fr how old are you

kitchen:
69 i told u already

daelighted:
k bye

kitchen: 
nO wAIT OK IM 23

daelighted:
oHmygOD UNNIE AF

kitchen: 
ur so smol omg u just turned 19

daelighted:
i may be smol but this attitude aint

kitchen: 
i may be short but this dick aint

"shit," i curse to myself as my eyes widen. i try to find the delete message button, then i realize that minji would still be able to read it. "stupid jongdae."

daelighted:
wot

kitchen:
jKS I DONT HAVE A DICK HAHA

"smooth, chen." i nod to myself in approval.

daelighted:
so where do you live?

i quickly switch back to the exo group chat and start to type.

kitchen:
whERE DO I LIVE

cokain:
in my ass

kyungsoup:
wat

cokain:
nothing

kitchen:
hURRY WHERE DO I LIVE

oohsehun:
in jongin's ass

real__pcy:
^^^

baekhyunee_exo:
busan ?? does it even matter ??

kitchen:
okok busan it is

zyxzjs:
i thot u lived in jongin's ass

cokain:
okay the joke got old

zyxzjs:
old like junmyeon

junmoney:
pardon ????

zyxzjs:
kiDDING HYUNG HAHA.

junmoney:
i though so

i click the back button and tap on me and minji's messages.

kitchen:
busan (: wbu ?

daelighted:
oooooh cool

daelighted:
i live in seoul

kitchen:
exo is having a concert there in
like two months i think

daelighted:
omfg reAlly ?? they haven't posted
their concert dates yet i don't think

i sigh, slapping my palm against my forehead repeatedly, "why do i keep doing this."

kitchen:
i mean im just guessing so idk

daelighted:
ohh okay that'd be so cool if i
would be able to go if they do
have a concert

daelighted:
hopefully my boyfriend will let me

kitchen:
oh u have a boyfriend omg
whats his name

daelighted:
jiwoon

kitchen:
awh thats nice (:

daelighted:
meh not rly

kitchen:
wdym fam

daelighted:
i have this strange feeling that he's
cheating on me idk maybe im just
overreacting

kitchen:
you should ask him

daelighted:
wtf i cant just ask him

daelighted:
i'll ask my bff hyerin to look into it

daelighted:
she's a pro at spying

kitchen:
omg okay cool

kitchen:
anyway its getting late you
should get some sleep

daelighted:
okay, you too tho

kitchen:
ofc (: night, minji

daelighted:
gnight chaewon !

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heyooo hope you like this chapter even tho im not funny ahaahah

-sami