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eighteen ; kim jongdae

real__pcy:
yo ugli send me that
giraffe meme

chickenchenders:
i don't have it anymore

real__pcy:
whAt why :-(((

chickenchenders:
bc it on my other acc

real__pcy:
well then sign ur ass
into that old acc and
get that fucking giraffe
meme

chickenchenders:
okay damn chilly ur
willy

so there i was, signing out of my fake instagram account and signing into my faker one. i sigh, seeing tons of dm notifications on the top right corner of my screen. dumbasses probably forgot to delete my name from the group chat, or maybe it's random people telling me to check out their mixtape. refreshing the page for no absolute reason, the first post that shows up catches my eye: a food tutorial video.

"how to make pizza popcorn, whaaaaat?" i smiled in amazement as the random hands kneaded the pizza dough, took a piece of it and formed it into a small ball. they grabbed a tiny cube of mozzarella cheese along with a miniature pepperoni slice, then putting those two into the small piece of pizza dough as they rolled it to form a sphere. they baked it and topped it with parmesan cheese, leaving my mouth water as they broke it apart to show the viewers how the cheese spread magnificently.

"damn." i breathed out, double tapping the video.

anyway, back to finding the giraffe meme. i search through the "liked posts" folder and scrolled down for ages until i finally found it. i screenshot the image before heading back to the homepage, seeing a new direct message. curiosity taking over me, i decide to take a look at who messaged me.

spittinfire420man:
AYO FAM CHECK OUT MY
FIRE MIXTAPE 🔥💸💯
YOU WON'T REGRET IT 😎

i roll my eyes and exit my dms, only to hear another ding~!

i do not want to hear your fucking mixtape.

daelighted:
chAEWON DO U HAVE
WIFI

oh... this is bad. why did i click on the message?

kitchen:
bARELY FUJEDHUF

kitchen:
i hope ur doing well !!

daelighted:
are you still in kenya?

kitchen:
ya ofc why

daelighted:
bc it says that u were
in seoul 10 mins ago

kitchen:
what

kitchen:
are u stalking me

daelighted:
nO omg u probably
hit the location button
on accident
(a/n: let's just say there's a location button okay ehdnfkj it'll make things easier for me thx)

kitchen:
o

daelighted:
so ur not in kenya ??

kitchen:
sig no :-//

daelighted:
and u lied just now
because...??

kitchen:
,,,idk

daelighted:
if u dont wanna talk
to me then its fine really

daelighted:
i wont be mad i'd
understand

kitchen:
nO omg it's not that i
swear

kitchen:
it's just that i've been
rly busy lately

daelighted:
oh okay

daelighted:
so i guess we'll talk
another time

kitchen:
well im not busy rn (:

daelighted:
omG lit hfiejhjeuhg

daelighted:
theres so much to tell
you !!

will she spill about talking to the real me?

kitchen:
ayE like whAT

daelighted:
hyerin caught jiwoon
cheating on her with
some random girl and
she came crying to me

kitchen:
omfg did u forgive her

daelighted:
after she apologized for a
month straight then yeah
eventually i did

kitchen:
yAy ur back to being
bestie friendies again !!

daelighted:
yeeT !! i'm happy now (:

kitchen:
awh well that's good :-))

daelighted:
wbU ?? how was kenya

kitchen:
kenya was lit even tho
there was no wifi sig

daelighted:
wAIT CHAEWON

kitchen:
wHAT

daelighted:
YOU'RE IN SEOUL RIGHT

kitchen:
oMG YE

daelighted:
cAN WE MEET

i think about this question for a while, hesitating as i type, then erase. i'm sick and tired of pretending to be "chaewon", but at the same time i'm afraid that minji might not want to speak to me ever again once i confess. i begin to type again, forcing myself to press "send" afterwards.

kitchen:
sure !! when and where?

//
this felt so long bc of the pizza popcorn

-sami