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twelve ; kim jongdae

it has been two days since minji and i stopped talking and, to be honest, i kinda hated it. i felt really bad leaving her like that, but of course it was better off this way. since minji follows me on instagram, that means she can see my newsfeed. it looks like i'm gonna have to delete my old account and make a new one.

chickenchenders:
hey ugly add me
in the gc

zyxzjs:
who r u im not gay

chickenchenders:
i never said u were
gay wtf

zyxzjs:
im blocking you

chickenchenders:
wait yixing

zyxzjs:
how do u block
someone

chickenchenders:
wait its me chen

zyxzjs:
oop found it

chickenchenders:
yiXING DONT U DARE

chickenchenders:
did u rly just block
me

chickenchenders:
wow u rly did

i sigh, "why did i message yixing of all people?"

then, my second option comes to mind. hopefully it won't be as bad.

chickenchenders:
kyungsoo

kyungsoup:
who is this

kyungsoup:
this is jongdae isnt
it

chickenchenders:
lmao ye

kyungsoup:
ofc u would pick
that un

kyungsoup:
anyway what did u
need?

chickenchenders:
add this acc in the gc

kyungsoup:
oh okay sure

kyungsoup has added you in the chat.

kyungsoup:
jongdae is here

chickenchenders:
also yixing blocked
me

oohsehun:
chEn ur here hi

kyungsoup:
yixing unblock chen

zyxzjs:
idk how

a loud groan is heard from the other room, followed along by a "YIXING WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP SMELLING SHARPIES? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S BAD FOR YOU? NO WONDER YOU'RE SO STUPID AND HIGH ALL THE TIME." ah, kyungsoo, you never fail to entertain me.

chickenchenders:
wheres ugly

real__pcy:
are u referring to
urself

chickenchenders:
no im referring to u
and ur bald spot

real__pcy:
im sO—

cokaine:
bald

oohsehun:
bald

oohsehun:
tELEPATHY HFDESJHF

cokaine:
jiNX

junmoney:
welcome back jongdae

chickenchenders:
tytyty im glad to be
back

oohsehun:
we all talked to
minji yesterday

chickenchenders:
i know u told me

oohsehun:
oh yeah i did

real__pcy:
hey we should add her
in the gc again and add
jongdae's new acc

chickenchenders:
idk about that tho

real__pcy:

chickenchenders:
why would you--

real__pcy:
:-)))))

real__pcy:
she seemed freaked
out that we didnt add
you yesterday so like
lets add u now

chickenchenders:
just for a little bit

chickenchenders:
im busy

zyxzjs:
are u playing stardoll

chickenchenders:
no

chickenchenders:
are u

zyxzjs:
yea im on level 68 im
so close to 69 aha

chickenchenders:
r u still a royalty member

zyxzjs:
no but im still superstar

chickenchenders:
o damn

real__pcy has added daelighted to the chat.

real__pcy:
sorry about yesterday!

real__pcy:
heres jongdae to make
up for an apology

zyxzjs:
my stardoll is so hot
damn mami

chickenchenders:
yixing wtf

daelighted:
cHICKENCHENDERS I
CHOKED

oohsehun:
lol on what

junmoney:
dont

chickenchenders:
hi!! im jongdae aka chen

chickenchenders:
its nice to meet you (:

daelighted:
i cant believe im actually
messaging you

daelighted:
im legit shakinh

chickenchenders:
awh well believe it!

chickenchenders:
anyway i gtg finish unpacking

chickenchenders:
just arrived in kenya
lmao

jongdae, what the actual fuck are you doing?

chickenchenders:
i mean seoul !!

daelighted:
what is up with people and
kenya these days omg

you have left the chat.

i really can't do this...

//
where am i even going with this story ahaahaha
creds. to -chogiwa for coming up w the username chickenchenders

-sami