When you're a kid, no one NOT EVEN THE TEACHERS know what sarcasm is.
*in first grade*
*one person doesn't want to sit by Molly*
Me: *sarcastically* Molly doesn't have friends. *laughs alone*
Molly: *cries*
Teacher: NO RECESS AND TIME OUT!
Me: But why? That one person wouldn't sit by Molly; I was just being... *doesn't know what sarcastic is so says* kidding...
Teacher: NOPE
BUT WHEN YOU ARE OLDER...
*person doesn't want to sit by Molly*
Me: Poor Molly has no friends. *makes boo hoo face*
Everyone: *laughs*
Molly: *laughs* Yep. I have no friends.
Me: *sarcasm is awesome*
SEE WHAT I MEAN
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Happiness + Sadness = Rants
RandomMy rant book slash diary for the world to see! This is most likely 30% sadness, 10% happiness, and 60% things that annoy me. Enjoy! Or don't. I won't force you. *** Cover made by the fabulous @SilentSpeaker01
