School Gym

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ELEMENTARY SCHOOL:

Teacher: Okay you have an hour and a half to run 20 laps! Ready... Go!

Kid: *after two laps* I can't remember what lap I'm on let's say I'm on ten

Other kid: I'm done!

Teacher: that's was literally two minutes

MIDDLE SCHOOL:

Teacher: Run ten laps in ten minutes. *blows whistle*

Student: I don't want to get in trouble so let me just follow someone who knows what they're doing

Other kid: that was ten laps but let me do one more to be sure

HIGH SCHOOL:

Teacher: Listen up! You're going to run for eight minutes straight and not take any breaks! Got it? *blows whistle*

Student: Ain't nobody got time for that *plops down and watches Netflix on phone*

Teacher: why do I even bother

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