When your parents are like:
Dad: One day I'll visit you and your husband and your children's house and move in with you! *wink*
Me: *thinks* How dare you assume I'll marry a man. Maybe I'll marry a beautiful lady. *out loud* Yeah! Haha! My husband will love you!
Also, my parents always say I'll have tons of kids with my hubby, but what if I ADOPT?! HUH?! Didn't think about that, right momma?
I hate it when people automatically assume I'm straight. I mean, I might marry a guy but I might marry a girl. I'm bisexual but like girls 60% and boys 40%. Girls are just more relatable.
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Happiness + Sadness = Rants
RandomMy rant book slash diary for the world to see! This is most likely 30% sadness, 10% happiness, and 60% things that annoy me. Enjoy! Or don't. I won't force you. *** Cover made by the fabulous @SilentSpeaker01
