Whenever I tell someone I skate, they always reply with one of these options:
Them: Oh you skate? Like roller skate?
Me: no. I ice skate.
Them: I thought that was only a one time, birthday thing.
Me: I thought cake was only a birthday thing but I eat it whenever tf I want
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Me: oh yeah, I play three sports. Volleyball, soccer, and ice skating.
Them: ice skating is a sport?!
Me: yes...
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Them: Ice skating is just twirling and sticking your leg up in the air.
Me: you see this bruise? *shows bruises* and that one? And that one?!
Them: yeah?
Me: that's from attempting a double axel triple loop combination. I skate five days a week and skate for three hours each day. My diet is based around getting the right nutrients for skating. So shut up. [btw I can NOT do this jump]
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Them: Oh I ice skate!
Me: *excited to meet someone like me* oh really?!?!
Them: yeah but I quit because I hurt my leg/arm/butt.
Me: YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSYCAT
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All of these happen way too often 😫
But I stick through it!
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Happiness + Sadness = Rants
RandomMy rant book slash diary for the world to see! This is most likely 30% sadness, 10% happiness, and 60% things that annoy me. Enjoy! Or don't. I won't force you. *** Cover made by the fabulous @SilentSpeaker01
