" I'm here!" Inoichi yelled as he entered. " I need you to check these kids memories." Tsunade demanded. Inoichi told Boruto to sit down. " Ok hold still." Inoichi commanded Boruto. After about 10 minutes he was done. " How old is the Hyuuga Heiress?" Inoichi asked. " 16." Neji answered. " Wow kids are starting early!" Inoichi said aloud. " What do mean?" Tsunade asked confused as fuck. " Well he is his mom, I have the memories to prove it." He explained. " Damnnn, Hinata gettin laid!" Tsunade awnsered clearly drunk. " When did she get sake?" Inoichi thought. " She certainly did not!" Neji yelled. She would have been at least 10 and for the other one 13. " I can't even get a man and she gets laid at 10!" Tsunade yelled. Hinata who had woke up passed out again. Suddenly Naruto burst in hearing Granny Tsunade yell. " Daddy!" The two kids yell running to him. Sakura right behind him comes in. " Momma!" Sarada yells. She runs to sakura. " Sakura you too!" Tsunade yells. " Aunt Sakura why aren't you fat anymore? Himawari asks innocently. " What happen to your boobs?" poor, poor Mitskuni asked. That was the last thing he heard before he was knocked out.
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Stupid Baka
FanfictionWhen Boruto Uzumaki accidentally sends the whole new gen to the past, it's up the teenage Konaha 12 to send them back.