Looks like a cinnabun and is a cinnabun: Hectate
Looks like a cinnabun, but could actually kill you: Iris
Looks like they could kill you, but is really a cinnabun: Hypnos
Looks like they could kill you and will: Eris
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Looks like they care and does: Iris
Looks like they care but doesn't: Hectate
Looks like they don't care but does: Hypnos
Looks like they don't care and doesn't: Eris
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Shirts were presented to the four minor gods:
Iris: WARNING, I HAVE TWO MOODS: HUG AND KILL
Eris: Why Yes, I Am Stalking You
Hectate: It's not called 'magic' it's called SATANISM
Hypnos: wake me up inside(litterally, it's too early rn)
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--Puns--
Hypnos: You've been hypnos-tized by my charm
Iris: Didn't I do this last chapter
Hectate: it's getting a little... *wink* Hec-tic.
Eris: You're always the center of my eye, Iris~ *distant iris screaming*"IS THAT A PICK UP LINE OR JUST A PUN FUCK"
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My Book Of Greek Mythology Memes And One-Shots
RandomMostly memes. And a lot of Persephone and Hades. Also, possibly the home for my comic Gang Gods.
