How to INTROVERT? (COMPLETED)

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Yo mama time! But instead of insulting yo mama, imma insult the idea of myself being an introvert.

I'm so introvert that if you put random people I don't know at our kitchen, I'd rather starve to death than engage in that lively talkative atmosphere just to get some food in the fridge or eat for like 5-10 minutes at our dining table.

Being an introvert is so dope that we'd rather stay being an introvert than being an extrovert. Yep, we're that cool.

I'm so introvert that when I commit an embarrassing thing, I can remember it for like a lifetime. Or something. Maybe not? Prolly like 10 years or so.

Being an introvert is so dumb that I can go from "don't f*ck with me", to "I'm sorry" as to you pouring boiling hot soup on my lap, in an instant. Or maybe both at the same time?

I'm so introvert that I describe myself as a burden and just a waste of space. Then I realize I'm just also describing the Grand Canyon, then I feel a little better.

Introverts are so patient that we wait for the right time to speak. But we get interrupted. Every. Single. Time. Hashtag sad face.

Introverts are so introvert that we unite separately in our own homes.

I'm so introvert that when someone calls my phone I'd probably not answer it because I'm not mentally prepared. Every time.

Introverts are so weird that when we're alone and watching a romantic movie at home while balling our eyes out we'd be like "I wish someone would give me a hug", but when we're outside we're like "Ew, don't touch me"

Yes, some are just from a smosh blog. Please don't hate me I'm just an introvert.