How to INTROVERT? (COMPLETED)

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Introverts plus parties.

It may help break the ice by wearing a funky necklace. Cockroach necklaces can often do the trick if you're planning to ward off people and make them avoid you for the rest of the party. Or it may be the reason to kick you out. It's their loss anyway.

Introverts don't prepare for parties, sadly enough we gather strength to go to a party.

You'll know you're an introvert at a party when someone approaches you and says "You sure are quiet". Definitely not an ice breaker. #Awkward

When you're the introvert at a party, at least respond in relation to the topic at hand, and not say some random shit like you lick the sidewalk because it tastes funny.

If you really don't want to socialize in a party and you couldn't find a cockroach necklace then perhaps avoid eye contact, or be your weird self and hope no one comes close to you and engage you into a "social" talk. EVER.

Imagine you showing up late at a party and they ask why you're late and you just baldly tell them that "I just really didn't want to go". Cue sighs. If only we could give this excuse all the time, and have enough balls to do it.

I'd die if my phone died during a party. Right? Right? No?

If you originally planned to go to that party one week from now, and the week passes by and now's the day of the party, tell me you still feel as enthusiastically the same about going to that party as you were last week. I. DOUBLE. SUGAR. SPRINKLES. ON. THE. TOP. DARE. YOU.

You'll also know you're an introvert at a party when you start making conversations with the party owner's pets. Unless he/she doesn't have any, then pray that you still have enough phone battery to last up until the end of the party.