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Introvert jokes or the like. These are all over the internet, but I'm picking my top 10.

Jokes meaning either funny facts or convo types, not those introvert memes. Or maybe memes as well. Please don't hurt me.

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1. Two introverts walk into a room.

I1: ....

I2: ....

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2. I love it when the gang makes plans to go out and have fun!

... And then it gets cancelled.

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3. They should make a weather app but for people with social anxiety like:

"Today, Walmart will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of people you know and would most likely engage in a social conversation with you"

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4. Mom: It's already noon! You can't just stay in bed and read all day!

Me: Challenge Accepted.

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5. When you get to class and the teacher starts out the roll call and you mentally prepare yourself to say "here" instead of just saying it like it's nothing like an extrovert.

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6. You Aren't Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I'm Sorry: A novel by me.

I'm Not Ignoring You I Just Don't Know What To Say: A sequel by me.

I Feel Like I Have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don't Say Anything At All And I'm Really Sorry Don't Stop Talking To Me: The trilogy by me.

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7. Flirting with me as an introvert thru text be like:

Him: You're pretty

Me: thanks

Him: I wish there was something between us..

Me: me too

Him: Really?Like what?

Me: a wall

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8. Introverts ordering coffee at a coffee shop.

*Practicing what to say while waiting in line*

Good morning! I'll have one cup of coffee please.

*One person left before me*

Good morning! I'll have one cup of coffee please.

Barista: Hi Sir, what are we having today?

Me: GDOO MNG MOM I CUPOFCUFFEE

Me: GREECE

Barista: I'm sorry?

*Dies on the floor while smiling*

(It's not as funny as the meme, sorry)

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9. When your ride at the party doesn't want to leave early, and no one seems to understand your distress.

Sometime soon your battery is gonna go out and you'll be forced to interact with people on what would seem like forever.

FOREVER.

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10. Surprise parties are strange.

People jump up and yell "Surprise!".

I just came home, and all of you people emerge from my furniture!

You don't have to tell me how to feel.

Cause there's more to it than just me being "surprised".

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