KWESTIONAHS........... And Other Crap Too XD

I thought of this and lol

Ok it's a short sans x reader (#triggered) lemon. P.s. If you don't like lemons read this and if you like lemons I don't really know what to tell you lol.

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You really like Sans and your pretty sure he liked you too.

The barrier is broken but you have no where to live so your living in the skele-bros' new house that is a complete replica of the underground except, there is a basement.

When you first moved in Sans blushed really hard when he warned me not to go in the basement.

In fact, he didn't want anyone down there.

Filled with determination, you snuck in to the basement and went down the stairs to find another door.

It's locked.

Sans walked up to the first door.

"Hmm. I hope no one is down there. This door only opens from one way."

He closed the door.

You ran up the stairs, "no wait!"

You banged on the door, not noticing Sans teleport behind you and grab your sides.

You also didn't notice everyone walk into the house and eavesdrop on your conversation.

"I KNEW you were down here. I told you not to go there. That room is................embarrassing."

"Well.......... I wanted to......"

I crouched down to whisper in his ear, "((Rn hliib ru blf wrw gsrh yeg blf xzmg pmld bvg.))." You don't literally say this.

"Really? Are you serious? Do you know how long I have been waiting for you to say that."

"I just felt....good.... Today."

"Ok but you can't let anyone know where we are going and what we are doing."

"It'll be our dirty little secret."

We grabbed hands and Sans teleported us to where we would........ Do the deed.

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Third person view

Alphys used a new device she made to find the two of them.

Undyne went to the location.

She stormed into the room, everyone else following behind.

"AHA!" She screamed.

She was in........ A game store??

"What!? They're here? Sans I swear I didn't tell."- you

"Noooooooooooo."-Sans

"What are you doing? Something scandalous?"- Mettatton

"Ugh no I just wanted this game."

"So what did she whisper to you?"- Chara

"The game. I wanted to get the game."- you

"So why can no one know where you are?"- Asriel

"Because this game is.....embarrassing. It's not gross or anything."

"And the basement?"- Toriel

"I don't know how to do laundry so I hide all my dirty clothes there and just buy the same clothes over and over."

"THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU NEVER SMELL."- Papyrus

"Ok but what is this game?"- Asgore

[i know what it is.]- Frisk

"Hush up."- Sans

"Tell 'em?"- you

Sans shook his head, "run."

They grabbed hands and teleported home.

Sans teleported back with money, paid, and grabbed Frisk and teleported away.

"You can't tell either."

"See? Nothing going on between them." Monster Kid

"Oh. I hope we weren't a bother to them." Nabstablook.

"BUT WHAT WAS THE GAME?!?"- Chara

Toriel then got a text message;

He forgot my phone ;).

The game was fjdgakgsisgoGsudhd.

"What?"- Toriel

Toriel showed everyone the text.

This is Sans. You guys aren't allowed to know. I've explained to Frisk so she won't be telling you guys. Sorry...
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Not really.

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[Why can't I tell them you bought Undertale ?]- Frisk

"Why can't they remember resets?"- Sans

Frisk opened, then closed her mouth.

[Good point.]- Frisk

Y/n then walk in with a very sharp pencil and points at her, "better point."

[Wow. Just wow.]- Frisk

Sans shakes his head with a smile.