Undertale the Musical Lyrics

Undyne

Papyrus:
(Spoken)
Isn't this great, human? We're off on a grand adventure together!

(Sung)
I can't believe it, I made a friend, who likes me for me, even though our date wasn't great!
My style and charm have won over a human, who enjoys good spaghetti, I think this must be fate!
When I tell Undyne – wait, I probably shouldn't do that, she'll be mad, she might have, then throw, a cow...
Oh, um, er... huh...
I'm sorry, human, that was my phone ringing... uh-oh... that would be her calling right now...

(Spoken)
I've, er... got to take this! I'm so sorry! I'll be right back! Probably!

Monster Kid:
Hiya, buddy! You ditch your parents, too? Ah, man, I don't blame ya! They say Undyne's in the area, and it would be so COOL to meet up with her! I mean, she's just, like, the most awesome royal guard person ever, and I wanna be like her one day, and... and my parents are such JERKS for saying I can't leave the house! Oh! Sorry! I didn't introduce myself! I'm Monster Kid! What's your name? OOH! OOH! Shhh! That's her! That's her right over there!

Undyne: He usually picks up on the first or second ring... what's going on with him?

Papyrus: H-hi, Undyne! I'm here with my daily report! R-regarding that human I called you about earlier...

Undyne: Did you fight them?

Papyrus: Well, y-yes! Of course I did! I fought them valiantly!

Undyne: Did you capture them?

Papyrus: Well... n-no...

Undyne: WHAT?

Papyrus: I tried! I tried very hard, Undyne! B-but I failed...

Undyne: Ugh...

(Sung)

Undyne: If you want something done right, you do it on your own...

Papyrus: (Spoken) Or, you know, with the help of the royal guard... in training...

Undyne: I'll rip out their SOUL myself, and break their little bones!

Papyrus: (Spoken) I can't help but feel that was a personal attack! A-and you don't need to destroy them! You see... Y-you see... I... I... had something to say...

Undyne: With their SOUL, we can go home, this battle we'll have won!

Papyrus: (Spoken) I... I understand... It's just...

Undyne: We shall breach the surface world, destroy the human scum!
(Spoken) And if you have a PROBLEM with that... maybe the Royal Guard isn't for you!

Papyrus: I... I... I'll help, Undyne! Any way I can!

Undyne: Good! Knew I could count on you! Hop to it! CAN YOU HEAR ME, HUMAN? IT'S HUNTING SEASON! And I do NOT lose my catch!