Merchant Quotes
"Lovely morning, wouldn't you say? Was there something you needed?"
"Check out my dirt blocks; they are extra dirty"
"The sun is high, but my prices are not."
"Boy, that sun is hot! I do have some perfectly ventilated armor."
"I hope a scrawny kid like you isn't all that is standing between us and Cthulhu's Eye."
"Kosh, kapleck Mog. Oh sorry, that's klingon for 'Buy something or die.'
"I wonder if the moon is made of cheese... huh, what? Oh yes, buy something!"
"The last guy who was here left me some junk... er I mean... treasures!"
"Did you say gold? I'll take that off of ya."
"You want apples? You want carrots? You want pineapples? We got torches."
"Sword beats paper! Get one today."
"I hear there's a secret treasure... oh nevermind."
"Angel Statue you say? I'm sorry, I'm not a junk dealer."
"Ah, they will tell tales of [Player Name] some day... good ones I'm sure."
"Night be upon us soon, friend. Make your choices while you can."
"You have no idea how much Dirt Blocks sell for overseas."
"[Player Name] is it? I've heard good things, friend!"
"Have you seen Chith... Shith... Chat... The big eye?"
"Keep your eye on the price, but a lens!"
"Oh, great. I can hear [Mechanic Name] and [Nurse Name] arguing from here."
"Not even a Blood Moon can stop capitalism. Let's do some business."
"Hey, this house is secure, right? Right? [Player Name]?"
"I feel like an evil presence is watching me."
"Look at that shoddy armor you're wearing. Better buy some more healing potions."
