Truffle Quotes
"There's been such a huge rumor that's being spread about me, 'if you can't beat him, eat him!'"
"Between you and me, [Dryad Name] is the only one I trust. She is the only one here who hasn't tried to eat me or use me in a potion."
"As if living underground wasn't bad enough, jerks like you come in while I'm sleeping and steal my children."
"Everyone in this town feels a bit off. I woke up to the clothier chewing on my foot last night."
"I tried to lick myself the other day to see what the big deal was, everything started glowing blue."
"I don't know the 'Truffle Shuffle', so stop asking!"
"Everytime I see the color blue, it makes me depressed and lazy."
"You haven't seen any pigs around ere have you? My brother lost his leg to one."
