Mechanic Quotes
"Oh, you know what this house needs? More blinking lights."
"Hey, [Player Name], did you just come from [Goblin Tinkerer Name]'s? Did he say anything about me by chance?"
"[Arms Dealer Name] keeps talking about pressing my pressure plate. I told him it was for stepping on."
"Did you make sure your device was plugged in?"
"Always buy more wire than you need!"
"Hey, watch where you're going! I was over there a little while ago!"
"Oh, let me guess. Forgot to buy enough wire. Idiot."
"Just-could you just... Please? Ok? Ok. Ugh."
"I don't appreciate the way you're looking at me. I am WORKING right now."
"All I want is for the switch to make the... What?!"
"DON'T MOVE. I DROPPED MY CONTACT."
"Hold on, I've almost got wifi going down here."
"But I was almost done putting blinking lights up here!"
"Thanks! It was only a matter of time before I ended up like the rest of the skeletons down here."
