Nurse Quotes
"That's not the biggest I've ever seen... Yes, I've seen bigger wounds for sure"
"Hey has [Arms Dealer Name] mentioned needing to go to the doctor for any reason? Just wondering."
"I wish [Demolitionists Name] would be more careful. I'm getting tired of having to sew his limbs back on every day."
"Would you like a lollipop?"
"Show me where it hurts."
"Turn your head and cough."
"Have you seen that old man pacing around the dungeon? He looks troubled."
"I need to have a serious talk with [Guide Name]. How many times a week can you come in with severe lava burns?"
"I can't do anymore for you without plastic surgery."
"Quit wasting my time."
"Eww... What happened to your face?"
"I don't give happy endings."
"You left your arm over there. Let me get that for you."
"I think you look better this way."
"My GOODNESS. I'm good but I'm not THAT good."
"Dear friends we are gathered here today to bid farewell... oh, you'll be fine."
"Walk it off, [Player Name], you'll be fine. Sheesh."
"Does it hurt when you do that? Don't do that."
"Hold on, I've got some cartoon bandages around here somewhere."
"You look half digested. Have you been chasing slimes again?"
"That's gonna need stitches!"
"Trouble with those bullies again?"
"What is that supposed to mean!?"
"I don't think I like your tone."
"That didn't hurt too bad, now did it?"
"All better. I don't want to see you jumping off any more cliffs."
"That's probably going to leave a scar."
"I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time."
"You better not get blood on me."
"WHAT?!"
"Hurry up and stop bleeding."
"If you're going to die, do it outside."
"Why are you even here? If you aren't bleeding, you don't need to be here. Get out."
"Quit being such a baby! I've seen worse."
"I don't work for free you know."
"I'm gonna need more gold than that."
