Stylist Quotes
"'Short back and sides' is it?"
"Sit down for a second and I'll have you steppin' razor."
"My hands are sticky from all that... wax."
"Hello sir, I'm Bri, and I'll be your barber today."
"There is nothing I can do for [Demolitionist Name]'s singed head. He's a lost cause."
"Tea? Coffee? Or is it just orange juice again?"
"I hope you like what I did to [Party Girl Name]'s hair!"
"Mhmm, I heard from [Party Girl Name] that [Mechanic Name]'s friend [Nurse Name] spent her boyfriend's last paycheck on shoes."
"Those highlights really bring out your eyes!"
"Doll, we seriously need to fix those split ends."
"Either you have style, or you get styled."
"Did you even try to brush your hair today?"
"For you I think we'll do something... low maintenance."
"I tried using one of the Dye Master's products once. Ends fried. Disaster."
"Oh you poor, poor thing. Just... just sit down here. It'll be okay. Shhhh."
"Check my fresh."
"Just a little off the top? That's no fun."
"I have no problem cleaning up ears and eyebrows, but I draw the line at nose hair."
to rinse your color out in 25 minutes."
"One time I put a wig on [Cyborg Name] just so I could cut his hair. I think he kinda liked it!"
"Thanks, hun. Now I can do my hair."
"I would have given you a free cut if you'd come earlier."
"Ew, my hair, there's spider web all over it!"
"Don't go exploring with scissors, they said. You won't get trapped in a spiders web, they said!"
"Gurrllll! You are my favorite gossip ever."
"So a pixie cut, would you like to keep some lady burns?"
'Tipping IS optional, but remember I have access to scissors and your head."
"This is a cut-throat razor by the way."
"You better stay out of my hair tonight, hun. I just sharpened my scissors, and I'm looking for an excuse to use them!"
