Old Witch Miley Cyrus (New Miley Cyrus)

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Kira goes outside to take a walk because she got bored in the house that is consumed by silence except for Sally's gobbling and Hoodie's crying. While walking, she heard a rustle behind some bushes. She thought it was a bunny or squirrel so she didn't mind it.

*POOF*

Kira: BLEH! *cough* *cough* This smoke smells like fart. *waves hands around to dissipate the smoke*

Old witch as Miley Cyrus (new Miley Cyrus): Well, I am so sorry I mixed my fart with the smoke bomb. ):

Kira: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Old witch: Enough blabbering. Let's start with introductions. I'm Miley Cyrus. And you are?

Kira: I'm Kira Irushika. Wait, Miley Cyrus is a former actress and singer, right? (Don't know if she was a former actress.)

Old woman: A WOMAN CAN DREAM, GIRL!

Kira: *corrects the witch* Old woman.

Old witch: *grumbles incoherent words under her breath*

Kira: *giggles* Do you want to take a walk together?

Old witch: *grins* Sure!

Kira: Bipolar much?

They walked around the forest talking and talking and talking. They stopped walking around the forest and bid each other goodbye.

Kira: *enters mansion while skipping* HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!! *plops down on the couch and BEN and Jeff falls off the couch*

Jack: *enters the living room eating coco puffs* Sup. *sees Ben and Jeff on the floor* What happened?

Kira: I plopped down on the couch and they fell off. *puts feet on glass coffee table and puts hands behind head*

Jack: Ohhhh...... *doesn't care and sits down beside Kira*

Slendy and Sally: *enters room with Sally on Slendy's shoulders* Hello.

Kira: *whines* Why is it so awkward!?

Masky and Hoodie: *pops out of nowhere* The world may never know Kira, the world may never know.

Everyone in the household except Masky and Hoodie: ...............

Jeff and BEN: When the hell did they get here?

The others except Masky and Hoodie: *shrugs shoulders*

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