Kira goes outside to take a walk because she got bored in the house that is consumed by silence except for Sally's gobbling and Hoodie's crying. While walking, she heard a rustle behind some bushes. She thought it was a bunny or squirrel so she didn't mind it.
*POOF*
Kira: BLEH! *cough* *cough* This smoke smells like fart. *waves hands around to dissipate the smoke*
Old witch as Miley Cyrus (new Miley Cyrus): Well, I am so sorry I mixed my fart with the smoke bomb. ):
Kira: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Old witch: Enough blabbering. Let's start with introductions. I'm Miley Cyrus. And you are?
Kira: I'm Kira Irushika. Wait, Miley Cyrus is a former actress and singer, right? (Don't know if she was a former actress.)
Old woman: A WOMAN CAN DREAM, GIRL!
Kira: *corrects the witch* Old woman.
Old witch: *grumbles incoherent words under her breath*
Kira: *giggles* Do you want to take a walk together?
Old witch: *grins* Sure!
Kira: Bipolar much?
They walked around the forest talking and talking and talking. They stopped walking around the forest and bid each other goodbye.
Kira: *enters mansion while skipping* HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!! *plops down on the couch and BEN and Jeff falls off the couch*
Jack: *enters the living room eating coco puffs* Sup. *sees Ben and Jeff on the floor* What happened?
Kira: I plopped down on the couch and they fell off. *puts feet on glass coffee table and puts hands behind head*
Jack: Ohhhh...... *doesn't care and sits down beside Kira*
Slendy and Sally: *enters room with Sally on Slendy's shoulders* Hello.
Kira: *whines* Why is it so awkward!?
Masky and Hoodie: *pops out of nowhere* The world may never know Kira, the world may never know.
Everyone in the household except Masky and Hoodie: ...............
Jeff and BEN: When the hell did they get here?
The others except Masky and Hoodie: *shrugs shoulders*
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Living With The Creepypastas
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