Conspiracy Theories

Santa or Satan?

This one really creeps me out, especially with all the clues and all that. Anyways, this is a theory that might not make you think of Santa in the same way again, so if you are still in that stage in life, where you believe Santa brings you presents on the night before Christmas, then 1) What the hell are you doing on a website for people 13 and above? And 2) Leave, I don't want to ruin your childhood.

So the theory is that, Santa is actually Satan.

Might sound weird, but just hear me out before you comment some hate or whatever

Firstly, the letters of the word Santa, when jumbled around, makes Satan.

Secondly, Santa wears all red, which is supposedly the colour of Satan.

Thirdly, they both have supernatural powers, which includes flying and being all over the world at the same time

This theory is mainly believed by Christians, who believe that Santa was placed on this world, so he could distract everyone from the main purpose of Christmas, which is the birthing of Jesus. (Correct me if I'm wrong). Which does make sense, because put it like this, wouldn't you be more into a big fat man with presents than a scary red devil?

So what did you all think? Like it? Hate it? Change your mind? Have a opinion? All comments are welcome below

(Rant- So a whole ton of people comment every time I update about how "I copied Shane Dawson" or "I already watched this or read this". What do you guys expect honestly? Clearly I'm not able to come up with brand new conspiracy theories, I'm just adding my favourite ones here on Wattpad. I get it, sometimes the wording might be just like how Shane Dawson had it, but that doesn't mean I copied him. I am not the type of person to do that. Far out. This is so annoying. Like, I have watched all his videos, yes he did actually inspire me to make this book, but I wrote this all out by my self. I am literally so annoyed and upset by all the comments. I honestly am scared to update because I know people are going to comment about how I am copying Shane. Saying I copied Shane is just like saying, I can't use William Shakespeare's plays because my friend already talked about it... Like that doesn't make sense, just because Shane did something first, doesn't mean I am copying him. Unless my ones were word for word, or in the exact same order as his, then I would have been copying him. Please stop with all the comments, it really annoys me and makes me not want to update. Like I want to do the Larry one, but since Shane just did a video on that, it is going to seem like I copied him, even though I didn't and I personally love Larry and ship it so much)