Transformers Another?

Movie 2 chapter 4

Mikaela and I were at the airport as he was checking our bags.
"And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today?"
I glared as the box spoke.
"Yeah, a live bomb!"
It was muffled enough. She although had slammed her foot on it so he would shut up. I smiled.
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I carried the box as Mikaela thanked the taxi driver. I shook it so he would shut up again. I walked next to her.
"Loud little con am I right?"
She smiled softly as we walked for Sam's room. We finally made it and Mikaela opened the door.
"Sam?"
The scene of a girl on top of him made us go silent. And he was kissing her?!? My mouth was wide.
"Oh my god..."
"Mikaela? Serenity?"
He asked as if he didn't know we were coming.
"Is that your girlfriend?"
"Ex."
I stood there as he quickly got up.
"Mikaela! Wait!"
I yelled for Mikaela as the girl went weird her tongue shot for Sam.
"I can explain..."
And the tongue started choking him immediately. I gave her the box when she ran back. She threw the box at the girl but she ducked. I grabbed Sam and slammed him to the hallway as I shot at her.
"Oh no! You're not getting him today con!"
I pushed the three out as they ran and made my skates appear. I went after them. Sam was heading for the library.
"All right, come on."
"She's coming!"
"She's an alien robot! You gotta move."
"Is this real?"
"Just run!"
I shot a few more times to keep her away and went in with them.
They soon ducked behind some area.
"Oh, my god! Oh, my god! I can't believe I almost had sex with her in my dream!"
"I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam!"
These arguments were in whispers because we were in a library... Oh joy.
"Look, it's not my fault, okay?"
"It's not your fault?"
"Listen! Listen, I'm a victim!"
"Oh you were a victim? Oh what?"
"Yeah."
"Of what, a little 80-pound girl?"
"Of.... Of molestation."
"It was like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox!"
"You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth!"
"I didn't! Look!"
"You did!"
"You ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue? It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela? And it smelled like... Like diesel! Like a diesel-y tinge to it!"
"You're such a little girl!"
"We're gonna have 10 seconds of silence right now. I'm not talking to you for ten seconds."
"You can't give me the silent treatment! You know what?"
"I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds. You have three seconds left."
"You know what? You can give me the silent treatment all you want, but you can't keep me from talking."
He had his fingers counting up.
"What were you gonna say?"
"I hope you had a lot of fun, because this, this is over."
I sighed as the other guy spoke up.
"She violated your orifice with her nasty alien probe? She did it? She went in there? All her little embryo alien babies are gestating and hatching inside of you. They're growing right now, probably!"
Sam kept on shaking his head as his stomach made noises. You need to vomit it right now. Yak it! Yak it right now!"
Sam puked all over.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz. Okay? I'm the key to this. The aliens, they want me 'cause of my site."
The con had found us in the library and shot down the doors. I started shooting at her as the guys went off. She was bad at shooting. They jumped off the balcony to make it to safety.
"Whoa guys! Right there!"
Sam had slammed into the ground.
"Run!"
I soon caught up with them as I circled them to protect them and made sure where she was. They hid under the table as I jumped down to fight her but she shot through the book cases and Sam had called out for his ex. They were hiding under the same table. People were screaming as me and the con were fighting.
"Guys! Get out of here."
"Come on! We gotta move!"
They left as I followed them. I went to my human form as people screamed bomb.
"Grab the box!"
I grabbed it again as she got into an unlocked car and hot wired it.
"What? Hey! Let me out, let me out!"
I was put in the back with the weird guy.
"Oh, my God, you know how to hot-wire a car? That's so hot!"
"Drive, drive, drive! She's right there! She's right there!"
"Come on, come on, come on."
"Go! Go! Go! Back up the car! Now!"
I tried to attack and cut off her tongue. Mikaela started driving. I was scared and in fear as I pressed a button on the back of my ear.
"Optimus! I'm positive all of you Autobots can here me! But I'm protecting Sam from a con."
I yelped as she turned sharply as I slammed into the door.
"I don't understand why the cons want Sam... But I'll make sure they don't take him!"
I stopped as we continued driving. I gasped as the con was on the roof grabbing Sam from the side as I tried to hack the arm off. Mikaela was upset.
"Kiss this, -bleep-!"
She rammed right into a pole to kill it. And it worked successfully.
"Okay, so what else don't I know, all right? Since you guys forgot to mention some minor details."
Mikaela weaved through traffic. I comes the bots and told them that we were clear for now. The con was dead.
"That thing you saw back there, that was the little baby..."
I screamed while on the con link as a helicopter came flying at us. Mikaela tried to stop to get away but it went right into the roof with a hook and lifted us off the ground.
"Prime!!! Ah!!!! Guys!!!"
I screamed and slammed forward as another car had slammed into us. Sam's door opened and he grabbed on for dear life. I tried to grab him and pull him up. Soon with all of us were were able too pull him back him.
"I don't want to die! We're gonna die! Oh, my God!"
We soon flew over a factory. I looked down and paled.
"Oh no... Hold on tig-"
We all screamed as the hook was gone and we were falling into the factory. Wind was rushing past. We all were trying to move to the back of the car.
"Prime! This might be a goodbye for us if we don't survive!"
The loud crash of metal slamming into metal came from the front as I screamed in pain like everyone until the car slammed onto the ground... This wasn't going to end well...