Dog Breath: Hey Ty
Tyler: can you please tell me your name at least?
Dog breath: but then it wouldn't be as mysterious
Tyler: what is up with you and being a mystery? Like seriously, it's kinda making me think you're a 50 year old man://
Dog Breath: I'm not a 50 year old man, I'll tell you that.
Dog Breath: And maybe the reason I want to be a mystery to you is because I'm not all that irl and I don't really like talking about my life
Tyler: Mmm I see... Just tell me something that you're proud of, there has to be at least one thing
Dog breath: I'm gay af
Tyler: that's cool m8, good for you
Dog breath: but my parents are homophobic
Tyler: aww I'm sorry it's so stupid I don't get homophobes
Dog breath: me neither, it's so stupid... But anyways, what are you?
Tyler: what do you mean?
Dog Breath: what the fuck even is your sexuality?
Tyler: I'm str8 m8, I have a girlfriend, and she's hot af
Dog Breath: can't relate m8, lemme see a pic of her
Tyler: and why would I show some stranger on the Internet a pic of my gf
Dog Breath: cuz I want to see
Tyler: no way m8 I gotta blast
Dog Breath: NU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
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But I'm Straight, Mate (Joshler texts)
FanfictionA prank call. The caller is an extremely gay blue haired boy. The receiver is a straight brown haired boy. Where may it lead? (i'm sorry this description is super fucking cringey)
