A prank call.
The caller is an extremely gay blue haired boy.
The receiver is a straight brown haired boy.
Where may it lead?
(i'm sorry this description is super fucking cringey)
Tyler: supposedly you already know what I look like and I don't know what you look like so show me what you look like first
Dog Breath: confession, I don't know what you look like, but sure I'll show you a pic of what I look like
Tyler: giving up on the whole mystery thing?
Dog Breath:
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Dog Breath: never
Tyler: well I can't see your face but I like your tattoos they're cool
Dog Breath: okay can I see you now?
Tyler: I barely saw you
Dog Breath: please I promise I'll tell you one thing about me if you show me a pic of you!!!
Tyler: Alright "dog breath"
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Dog Breath: oh my you're literally the cutest person ever. You're a smol angel bean. You're so so so precious. ASDFGHJKL YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. I Can't Find Words To Describe How Pretty You Are.
Tyler: stahp I'm not pretty, and if you continue making me blush, I'll have my Nana hit you with a rolling pin. By the way, was the last sentence a Fall Out Boy title?
Dog breath: oh my you're such a spork. And no it's not FOB, it's Panic! Anyways.. what would you like to know about me?
Tyler: umm what's your name, mystery man?
Dog breath: gosh out of all the things you could ask you asked for my name lol
Tyler: get to the point you spife >:(
Dog breath: I almost said it in my last message (hint it's the first word but it starts with the tenth letter of the alphabet).
Tyler: umm is it Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez?
Dog breath: you are such a meme ty, I'm dun. Josh Dun.
Tyler: I can't believe you just gave me your last name to make a punny reference, you spife. You know that I can stalk you and see your face now, don't you?
Josh: You let your cute looks deceive me Tyler, you stalker...
Tyler: :P
Josh: um Ty friendly reminder that it's 2k16 and emojis exist for a reason
Tyler: no shit Sherlock, it just that my phone is an ass and doesn't let me use them ((*cough*wattpad*cough*))
Josh: oh I'm sorry then Ty, I bet you are sad you can't use the eggplant emoji... 🍆
Tyler: Joshua William Dun
Josh: Tyler Stalker Spork
Tyler: bye
Josh: noooo
Tyler: if you love me, let me gooo
Josh: I think I'm ready to goooooo
Tyler: okay bye...
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