ph!l: so how many daddies do you have?
da(m)n: depends
ph!l: on?
da(m)n: are you my daddy?
ph!l: do you want me to be your daddy?
da(m)n: I'M SHITING MYSELF
ph!l: well i don't eat dirty ass so you better clean up
da(m)n: brb gotta wank
YOU ARE READING
ttyl ∆ phan
Fanfictionda(m)n: hey babe (; ph!l: um ph!l: new phone who dis? +×+ or the one with your average cliche/meme-y kik/text phanfic that every accout has
