phil!: OHMYG OD GUYS
p(ee)j: OHMYG OD WHAT
chris💩: dude you're a cockblock
p(ee)j: CHRIS SHUT UP YOU DICK
chris💩: sorry i was actually enjoying that blowjob
phil!: GUYS SHUT UP GUESS WHAT
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hil!: I ASKED DAN TO DATE ME
phil!: AND HE FUCKING SAID YES
phil!: HE'S MY BOYFRIEND I'M SO HAPPY
phil!: pj stop giving chris a blow job & be happy for me ):
chris💩: shid dude thats greay enjiy thd bkow jobs
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the typos are intentional bc he's getting a bj just saying (:
ΔΙΑΒΑΖΕΙΣ
ttyl ∆ phan
Fanfictionda(m)n: hey babe (; ph!l: um ph!l: new phone who dis? +×+ or the one with your average cliche/meme-y kik/text phanfic that every accout has
