bbyboi: my father is a dick
daddio: he might've been your father
daddio: but he wasn't your daddy (;
bbyboi: dId YoU jUsT
bbyboi: i can't believe you actually just quoted guardians of the galaxy vol.2
bbyboi: AS A PICK UP LINE
daddio: did it work?
bbyboy: ofc daddy ily😍😘
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bro i have school off thursday & friday thanks to that stupid hurricane i'm so maD
YOU ARE READING
ttyl ∆ phan
Fanfictionda(m)n: hey babe (; ph!l: um ph!l: new phone who dis? +×+ or the one with your average cliche/meme-y kik/text phanfic that every accout has
