dan💄: are we gonna have a problem?
phil👽: ?with¿
dan💄: you gotta bone to pick?
phil👽: i don't understand
dan💄: you've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?
phil👽: ..is this foreplay?
dan💄: NO WHAT
dan💄: ITS A SONG OMG
phil👽: what kind of song is that tf?
dan💄: its from a musical? heathers? the bEST MUSICAL OUT THERE??
phil👽: have u seen hamilton?
dan💄 has bloked phil👽
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i fucking love heathers sm god blESS 10/10 recommend
YOU ARE READING
ttyl ∆ phan
Fanfictionda(m)n: hey babe (; ph!l: um ph!l: new phone who dis? +×+ or the one with your average cliche/meme-y kik/text phanfic that every accout has
