danoutboi🔮: guess what
phil!atdadisco🐙: wot
danoutboi🔮: the german word for nipple translates to 'breast wart'.
phil!atdadisco🐙: i will never look at a nipple the same again
danoutboi🔮: also, meningitis translates to 'skin of brain in flames'
phil!atdadisco🐙: that sounds more violent then it should
danoutboi🔮: i love germany
danoutboi🔮: lets have our honeymoon in germany
phil!atdadisco🐙: whatever makes you happy baby
danoutboi🔮: i could be in a desert & i'd be happy if you were there.
danoutboi🔮: but i'm not going anywhere near a fuckin desert so
phil!atdadisco🐙: and the romance is gone
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today(8/14/17)was my first day of my junior(11th grade)year of high school & thats two of the words i learned in german (: i'm hecka excited for this year. hope you're enjoying your school year!
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ttyl ∆ phan
Fanfictionda(m)n: hey babe (; ph!l: um ph!l: new phone who dis? +×+ or the one with your average cliche/meme-y kik/text phanfic that every accout has
