UF Papyrus x UT Sans
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Ut Sans pov
Aftertale sans told us we had to socialise with other AUs. My Papyrus hangs out with underswap sans for one reason, they both like cooking. Me? well I don't go and socialise with others well except Underfell but only because their Grillby has better ketchup and because me and the other sans smoke weed together. I mean it's cool I like hanging out with them. Altertale Sans also came up with a job for error to do. He opens a portal from one AU to the next depending on where we want to go. I always go to Underfell but most of the time I with UF!Papyrus more then sans.
--IN UNDERFELL--
I walk to Papyrus and Sans' house. I knock on the door and Papyrus opens it.
(UF papyrus = UF and UT sans = UT)
UF "now now look at what I found a little skeleton waiting for love"
UT "I don't know what you're talking about! I for one came for Sans!"
UF "Thats what you say. But you just missed him! How sad now you must come in and sit down~"
UT "I'm good out here!"
Papyrus lifts me up to his hight. He stares into my eyes which sends a chill down my spine. I start to blush and I can't move. He licks me across my face.
UF "I licked you therefore you are mine! So now we are going inside."
UT " Wait what no I didn't agree to this!"
UF!Papyrus throws me onto the couch at one end then, sits at the other end leaving one space between us. Papyrus then lays down on the couch placing his head on my lap.
UT "Umm do ya mind?"
UF "You are my pillow! So stay here and let me have a sleep!"
Papyrus falls asleep quickly and I just sit there. This is a VERY awkward moment. Ok I'll just let him sleep then I'm getting out of here.
--time skip 3 hours; brought to you by MTT resort the best place in the underground!--
Papyrus walks up to me sleeping.
UF!Papyrus' pov
He looks so cute when he's asleep. I sit up. I then lean in and kiss him on the forehead.
UF "Good night sleepy bones!"
I carry him into my room and lay him on my bed. I walk into the kitchen and start making spaghetti for when he wakes up. It's a very difficult process ti make my famous SPAGHETTI but for him I will make it.
(This is something that has arised from my STUPID brain soo SKELETON PUNZ)
Q.What is a Skeletons favourite food?
A. Lamb Ribs
