Humane Acceptance [book #2]

"Trouble in paradise?"

Imma definitely start posting more pics of the girls...idk they're just so boss looking it makes me happy. The chickens picture made me laugh😂
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Narrator

When Randy woke up to the empty bed, like he expected he would, all he felt was regret.

Maybe he should've just talked to her.

Or told her himself.

He was just still trying to wrap his head around why it was so important. 

Jeffery's name popping up on his phone.

"What?" Randy answered.

"Mr. Attitude, what's with the attitude?"

"What do you want Jeffery?"

"Trouble in paradise?"

"You can say that."

"Talk to me."

"You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."

"Daysia's literally on the phone with Annick right now. Besides, Thailand is relaxing and I'm enjoying myself but I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama. Lay it on me."

"James is an idiot."

"What'd he do?"

"He told Annick."

"Told her what?"

"The thing."

"What thing?"

"You know the thing thing."

"No I do not know the thing thing, dumbass what are you talking about?"

"The freshman year thing."

"Oh! Honestly Randy it's in the past. Who cares? Why are you scared of saying it?"

"I don't like to look back at it okay?"

"Okay. That's fine. But how did Annick react?"

"It turned into another argument which is fine because we've been having more than few of those lately but this one...I don't know it's just different from the others."

"My first source of advice...get James."

"Really? You encourage it?"

"I do."

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James sighed at he approached his two friends.

"Hey Randy-"

He was interrupted by Randy smacking him straight across his head.

"You fucking idiot!" Was the only thing Randy said to James.

"Ow! Why are you being so mean?"

Dario looked between the two nervously.

"Did you two like...switch bodies?"

"Shut up Dario."

"Don't tell him to shut up."

"Oh switched back I can see." He mumbled.

"Look Randy I'm sorry."

"No you're not. I just don't get why. Why would you tell her."

"I'm not good at keeping secrets."

"Okay so...tell me why you had no trouble keeping Dario's secret. Or Jeffery's when he told Daysia that he actually stood up to his parents. Or your own when you told Brazil that-"