My Thoughts on Paper

I Knew There Was a Reason for That...

You know there's a reason you never send emails from your phone, but you can't remember why.

Your iPod dings. You've got an email. You lose wifi right as you click on it. You grab your phone.

Why do I never send emails from my phone? It's so easy!

You write your email. You push send. Then you see it.

Your signature.

"You look like you enjoy the finer things in life. You know, with glitter."

I knew there was a reason for that...