dedicated to the lovely and adorable Kenma-GhostKing literally go show this bundle of joy and sarcasm some love.
on stories or just in general.
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Ushijima: good morning.
die-chi: it's five in the morning.
Ushijima: Yes. I was up since four to go jogging.
tetsubro: that takes dedication
kenma: why don't you learn some things from Ushijima, Kuroo?
tetsubro: wow. okay, okay.
Ushijima: You are coming to Shiratowizawa, Kuroo?
tetsubro: I fucking guess.
alienfuck: my drama senses were tingling.
kenma: no. that was probably just you having to go pee.
alienfuck: actually true tho
Ushijima: Ah, Oikawa. We will always have a spot available for you at Shiratowizawa.
Ushijima: You can come to Shiratowizawa anytime.
Ushijima: In fact, you should have gone to Shiratowizawa.
Ushijima: and not where others would hold you back.
alienfuck: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME PISSING.
die-chi: ...
Ushijima: I believe that is impossible.
alienfuck: you're a smart one.
Ushijima: of course, how do you think I was made captain and how I even got accepted into this school?
alienfuck: I'm going to go use the restroom.
die-chi: weren't you just using it?
alienfuck: Have you ever tried to pee while typing as a guy?
die-chi: no ?
alienfuck: don't
yaku: Kenma
kenma: what
yaku: what happened earlier. you scared Lev.
kenma: I didn't do anything.
yaku: he came over to my place after practice terrified and muttering your name. he's asleep in my bed.
handy maki: lololol look @ the cat mum taking care of her kitten.
mattsupepe: maki, get back in the bed. it's a bit chilly, you'll catch a cold
handy maki: okay
handy maki: low-key saying that you're cold, I see you.
tetsubro: kenma, I don't know what else to say. I've apologized many times.
alienfuck: this is what I sensed, something juicy.
die-chi: you shouldn't do anything to spur it on, Oikawa. Weren't you the one telling Sugawara that you were going to get better at things like this?
Iwaizumi: I believe I arrived around that part and was witness.
alienfuck: Iwa-chan!!!!! Good morning~
alienfuck: I'm trying for you, Iwa-chan. ❤💕
Iwaizumi: Good morning. I'm glad you are.
Iwaizumi: but please stop calling me "Iwa-chan." We're not kids anymore. And if you really want to be mature you shouldn't be calling me that.
alienfuck: Okay... Hajime.
kenma: yeah, sure. sorry makes everything better, kuroo.
die-chi has added SpookySuga 👻 to the chat
die-chi: two interventions. now.
die-chi: one for Oikawa to stop being creepy and to just call Iwaizumi, Iwaizumi.
Iwaizumi: agreed.
die-chi: one for whatever is happening between Kuroo and Kenma.
tetsubro: :/
SpookySuga 👻: ...
SpookySuga 👻: I regret to inform you that business hours are from 3 pm through 10 pm on weekdays, 12 pm to 12 am on Saturdays and closed on Sundays.
die-chi: Suga, please.
SpookySuga 👻: fine.
SpookySuga 👻: on one condition.
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CHATS. (SEE ACC BIO)
Randomin which iwaizumi refused to send oikawa nudes at three AM so he starts a random ass group chat. -------- look at my acc bio.
